Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
