How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her vagine was all disorganized.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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