My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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