She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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