How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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