I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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