any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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