That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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