my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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