The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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