That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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