i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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