Kareoke will never be a sober sport
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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