3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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