office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Everything about him screamed your future.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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