pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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