CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
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I love us.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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