it wasn't lemon gatorade
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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