All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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