Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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