Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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