Nicole vs. Life
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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