I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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