do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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