The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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