I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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