You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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