Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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