have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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