Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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