Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
the gays at disneyland are vicious
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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