i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
