you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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