As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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