I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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