doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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