i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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