foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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