is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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