dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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