feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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