U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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