D3 body, D1 cock
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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