i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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