What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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