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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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