it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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