I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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