so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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