Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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