Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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