we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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