I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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