as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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