just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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